Wanking yourself to death

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

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Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 302
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DocBastard 38

Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

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iliketurdles 7

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

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ladiiie_dreamer 0

hahaha datz funniie..

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deviant96 2

Learn how to spell. And thanks for pointing out the obvious

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bazyx187 0

sounds like someone needs to lay off the excessive masturbation IMO

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HellOnWheels357 11

did it go limp on you? or get hard at the wrong time? sorry, i'm just trying to understand why you went through so much trouble to punish your penis... poor thing.

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Lysergic 0

I just spit coffee all over myself LOOOOL

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