Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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fridaolund 13

Why are u a 6'2 guy dating a 4'11 girl, what about us tall girls needing to find a guy that is at least an inch or 2 taller than us?

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Roozb 18

Your girlfriend has got the ovaries!

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PackardBell_fml 19

I'm also a hockey player, at 5'6", and I'm deadly afraid of bees.

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SailorSolaris 43

Don't feel too bad. My older brother used to hide in his room when we had a bat in the house when I was young. I was always the one who caught the bat. Starting when I was 7 years old. ???

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Dude, I feel your pain! YLS - I, too, am terrified of wasps and will always run the other way. You may be a 6'2" hockey player, but it doesn't mean you can't have fears.

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