Wasps can **** right off
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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Show it anywayDumbest FML ever.
Stop replying to the first comment to be seen. While I'm here though, HI MOM!!
what does height have to do with it?
ya hockey players are such ******* when it's one of the toughest games in the world. I bet you couldn't take getting hit so hard so you now talk bad about them
well rusty guns would run like a bitch cause he is one
why'd you assume that because you're shorter you're less brave. brawn (braun? not sure how to spell it.) isn't going to help you when trying to kill a wasp.
snowking ftw
maybe he was allergic?
agreed
That's pathetic. It is a wasp that is less than 1% of your size. Worst case scenario, you get a prick that kinda hurts for like 15 minutes. FYL indeed for being such a pussy.
pussy
I completely agree with RustyGuns and most of you people who are calling the op a pussy should to
ha ha you suck
no, 76. worst case scenario is that he gets stung, has an allergic reaction, goes in to anaphylactic (sp) shock, and dies. i know plenty of folks who alleric to bee stings, and it's just as bad as peanut allergies. if OP is not allergic though, he is indeed a giant female sexual organ.
wow what a badass quit acting like u wouldn't cower in the corner either
fag
ya **** you not all hockey players are ******* just this one
Of course hockey players are *******... Canada won the gold, didn't they?
@121
lmao I agree with #1 they are such *******
Phara, I would say USA is more pussy when they cryed for not getting gold.
wow I just typed a whole paragraph and it only showed a small part of it... okay here goes: @121 and 123, I assumed that he was not allergic or else he wouldn't have typed an FML because he would have had a good reason for not going near it. Even if he was unsure weather or not he is alergic, he was still being a pussy for letting his gf get rid of it when she had the same small risk of being allergic that he did. I miss the good old days where people just did stuff instead of worrying about dying from everyday activities.
haha, pussy.
**** you
WTF.
^ this
man ur girlfriebf is a shorty.....she was my shorty last night
cause he's really ******* big
@144 **** you Canada rules. That is all.
hockey players are a bunch of ****** ******* o and there is a typo when he said girlfriend he really meant boyfriend
how the hell are hockey players ******* SOCCER players are ******* everyone calling hockey players ******* you are the pussy you probably can't take a hit and think by calling someone who can a pussy it toughens you up
**** I hate wasps and bees I would do exactly the same thing but I don't give a **** wether or not people think I'm a pussy
you have an extremely short girlfriend :) just sayin
hockey players are considered some of the toughtest athleles. how the hell are they *******?
that's what I , a 5"3 feet girl was thinking ...WTF does height have to do wit this?
lol yeah
especially Canadian ones
hockey players r ******* now football players would have gon and ******* ate it I voted YDI for being a pussy
at 25 pride issues womp womp
so are you truly. coward? aside from your fear of wasps
hahaha.. I was looking at a big mutha-truckin' wasps nest in a tree/ bush the other day.. I showed some friends, 'cause the nest was huge.. And one wasp decided to fly straight at my face while I was holding to branches apart to see the nest.. Naturally, I danced around and hit my head a couple times.. :)
ur a pussy and ur girlfriends a midget YDI
totally agree,as a 1 yr old I sat in a wasp nest.I'm 5'2" (I'm 11) an I'm right tackle and second string RB for my peewee football team.I'd run like hell
235,soccer is 4 pansies and guys who gave nothing better to do. stop watching soap operas and go play hockey (or football)
Armor? hardly. Try foam covered in thin plastic. Mostly to lessen the pain from a small hard rubber puck coming at you at around 80MPH. And we wear helmets because ice is a little harder than ground. And hockey definitely has a higher caliber of contact. Nice try though.
why dont you try and take this guy on.....if hockey players are *******
exactly
brawns right ;)
103 you are so right. I play rugby and it's way harder than American football... American football how can a tackle hurt you have a full body tampon 8ft thick?!
go flower power! girls unite
wateva wasps are scary
not all hockey players are pussy u Jackass
yo!!! shut the **** up!!! Hockey players are just normal ppl like me...I dnt no bout u tho!!
It doesn't matter what stupid sport he plays, or his hight, whats awesome is the girl that killed the wasp, who wouldn't kill a wasp to have a girlfriend like that?
It doesn't matter what stupid sport he plays, or his hight, whats awesome is the girl that killed the wasp, who wouldn't kill a wasp to have a girlfriend like that?
lol I'm like that too, I'm a 6'1 wrestler but if there's a spider in my room I sleep somewhere else
Hockey is probably the most hardcore sport out there. You know a sport is hardcore when theres a risk of getting your head chopped off, and the only reason we use padding in hockey is so we don't break bones when we hit the ice or get sliced open by skates. If you actually watch hockey, you'll know how tough players can be. Skating with a broken leg, getting your face FUBAR by a puck or stick, hockey players are way tougher than football players. When was the last time a hockey player went crazy and killed a dog?
#1 is a stupid ******* retard ignorant ass ************. you're probably some illegal mexican immigrant addicted to ******* soccer. **** YOU!
You're an idiot rugby is for *******. Hockey in which case seriously injures and can kill a person for not keeping their head up. In rugby you just throw it back before you get hit. Throw on some skates and we'll have a hitting contest. Then I'll drop you on the field as well.
You're an idiot. Throw on a pair of skates and take a 6'3 280 pound man going 30-50 km/h go on YouTube and look at the hockey hits. Then look at rugby hits.
Alright, I'll admit hockey is not my favorite sport, (soccer is), but all athletes work their butts off, something I'm sure you've never done. So when you're done sitting on your butt all day and join a team, we'll talk.
Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
you're a pussy. that's it a big gaping ******
height has nothing to do with it... and i'm not just saying that cuz i'm an elf boy
it's a small insect! the girlfriend isn't particularly brave just because she killed a bug. you sir, idkweird, are an absolute pussy, does everything scare you as much as wasps? do you also cower like a little girl from spiders and mice?
wow ok ur a pussy sry truth hurts... urs is more of an fml than the op
No she's not. I know plenty of people who would run from wasps. When one flew at me when I was on my bike, I dropped the bike in the street & ran home. Good for you, if you're not scared of them, but we don't exactly WANT to have to run away at the sight of one, but we have to before we end up ******** ourselves. It's like saying arachnophobics shouldn't be scared of spiders. Well, obviously, we know we SHOULDN'T be, but we are. If you ever find something to cure our fears, then please, do tell. Until then, stop calling other people ******* etc because they have a fear they cannot control.
My comment totally disappeared. Im totally afraid of insects. The worst is cockroaches. If I see one, I end up having the heebie jeebies for quite a while afterwards. Like, I think I can feel bugs crawling on me. Wasps sting repeatedly! Not just once and then they die, like bees. I don't want a repeat of what happened to my ankle, when I was stung by a bee, all over my body. Luckily, I have a boyfriend who doesn't mind killing the bugs for me :D
hockey players are ******* they give eachother ******** in the lockerroom
No thanks, I can't even go near a wasp/spider/cranefly. It's a phobia. I have no control over it.
athletes aren't gay, 188,asshole.your probably the gay one.only a gay guy would say that. (I'm not intolerant)
OP, as long you beat up the guys that grab her ass, there's nothing to be ashamed of.(:
I agree, but why were you still scared of them once they were already dead?
You are saying hockey player like its something positive.
Cause it is
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!
She doesnt have to be a midgit, he could be dating a 7 year old
two words... NERF GUN!
she doesn't have to get on her knees.
4' 10" is a legal midget. Anything above that isn't.
ah! I hate wasps -_-
GIRL POWER
At least I have an excuse to bee afraid. When I was five a wasp flew up my nose.
This guy^
I have a phobia of bees and, like op(almost), I am a varsity football player and wrestler. Phobias are irrational fears of something.
Deck hockey doesnt make you a hockey player... man up...
Uh, Snickers, I think it's the second one.
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Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!