Wasps can **** right off

By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0

Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

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bbpeggs 5

Im a 5'2 hockey player (im a girl) and m'y boyfriend is a 6'4 hockey player... and i had to kill the bumblebee that flew into my house. don't worry you're not the only one!

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iiNinaxX 4

aww lol!!! thts so funny &cute at the same time xD

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jaxy15 9

I don't blame you, wasps are pretty scary. **** spiders, they don't fly. Stomp on them and they're done for. Wasps, on the other hand, you have to ambush them if you don't wanna get your ass stung.

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avbav99 0

Why does height matter when you're killing wasps?

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jmacfan1 16

I hate wasps and bees so I would do the exact same thing you did and quite possibly run away screaming if the wasp came to my corner.

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kiss_1214 17

What does your guy's height gave to do with any thing????

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Jojonik17 6

So, does this mean that you dont have balls O_O ?

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ruledbysheep 0

Lmao XD on a completely unrelated note, I bet you two look really cute together with the height difference and all >.

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