Sex and Intimacy: WAURGH

WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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You deserved it 4 266

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Same thing different taste

By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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You deserved it 5 766

In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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You deserved it 5 301

By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 5 641

Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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You deserved it 7 334

Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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You deserved it 4 441

By kblevss - 05/01/2013 09:21 - United States - Bayville

Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

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You deserved it 5 730

By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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You deserved it 5 893

brkn_hearted 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 9:23

better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:57

Nookie with a Wookiee.

Comments

MiniatureMayhem 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:04

Did he sound like Darth Vader when he finished?

bosshaug 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:06

Better chewy than Darth Vador Imagine what he sounds like when he *cums*

zac12345 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:02

*Super extra deep breathing*

FHGrif 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:42

I thought girls sounded like chewy when it happened. what comedian was that? Dane cook?

brkn_hearted 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 12:42

i believe it was :) and was it vicious circle that was mentioned?

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:57

Nookie with a Wookiee.

XoRoxybabe615Xo 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:12

lmao!!!! as soon as i finished reading this I literally fell out o my seat due to laughter!!!!

skirtsteak 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:16

I'm curious, did he taste Chewy too?

Butcher_1419 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:45

at least he doesn't sound like r2d2 screaming

treesdevin 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 8:10

hahah an r2d2 lmao

Gunnybear 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 21:40

17 WIN!

bubblegun123 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 15:26

how is this a FML? its his problem so dump him, he's probably not going to get another girlfriend

TriniRockStar 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:04

lmfao

GreenYamo 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 16:07

Wow. What a shallow bitch.

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Today, I was locked inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decided to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammed the handle. I was stuck inside my room and had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML

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Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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