WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
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brkn_hearted 0

better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol

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perdix 29

Nookie with a Wookiee.

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stepup0220 0

pretty sure you used the wrong version of "come", genius.

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psychoxxxinvader 3

Three months? Seriously? You SERIOUSLY think you'e been dating long enough to have sex?

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Vurban 0

Like you have any say in when someone ***** the person THEY'RE dating? XD MAYYYBE the OP is a *****. If they are, that is there business. Maybe they just like to cut to the chase. Nothing wrong with that. Srsly, get your nose out of their business.

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pepolshet 0

No man with self-respect will wait more then 3 months though, enjoy being alone all your life.

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minenotyours 0

hopefully he doesn't look like jabba... ew... *shudders*

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kesha_fml 0

we all have particular sex noises- mine just happens to be very sexy ;)

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cyanide68 0

I'm so sorry.... I had a guy like that once.... Creeped me out. Every time I ended up laughing. Needless to say, we didn't last long.

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FMYLIFEd00ds 0

"Today, I was reading the funiest FML in history. I laugh so hard that I fell off my seat, hit my head, and got a concussion. FML" But really, is his lightsaver chewy? LMAO

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post_insanity1 0

#1, holy shit ahahahahahahaahahaha and #65, its a lightSABER not lightSAVER you stupid asshole

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avery627 0

omg that's hilarious, I can barely stop laughing. but seriously I'm sure u can work this out with him all relationships need work

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SpideyRules 9

better than sounding like R2-D2 screaming...

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