By Shawty - 03/11/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
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reki_fml 0

Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML

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JessiGoose 0

Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.

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failboatrollover 1

woah first but srsly i don't get it she's frigid?

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DumbStruck79 0

As the OP is a woman, I imagine (following the storyline) her date was a guy. But sounds like a keeper though!

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jackkerouc9 0

atleast it wasnt "and I am wearing a Victoria Secret $400 diamond incrusted silky g string."

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Skull_300 0

He also works at Denny's. He is a sausage smuggler. Did he sing you any show tunes? his excse for that was that he was in 5th grade choir.

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supermonkelyn 6

I don't think this is an FML because he's being honest. at least he's not waiting until you come over to see his blanket and your not hearing that he kissed a guy from his friends because they'll probably make it sound awful.

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OctoberRainfall 13

Your username is 'Shawty?' You need to change that.

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JessiGoose 0

Haha!!! That's a winner in my eyes. I don't think this is fml, it's just funny and cute.

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ohmylanta22 5

I agree 38, I find it really adorable that he put what he's most self conscious about out there.

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LemonadePink 0

Umm...okay...big deal? I think it's funny too. Not an FML whatsoever.

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cmac86 23

wait, I'm confused. how is this an fml?

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teddyddet 3

Is she implying that dating you is also a dare , and you're another drunk guy

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alicexox 0

Just keep going with it until he invites you into bed, then steal his blanket :)

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DarkPrince_fml 0

if my gf EVER steals my blanket she's getting shot with an ak47

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reki_fml 0

Today, I went on a date and to lighten the mood a little, I told her that I had kissed a guy drunk and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket. She clearly didn't get it, and was so horrified that she went home and posted what I said on the internet. FML

196 8