Sex and Intimacy: WAURGH

WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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You deserved it 4 266

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 984

You deserved it 56 251

By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 391

You deserved it 5 766

In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 597

You deserved it 4 203

Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 582

You deserved it 293

Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 819

You deserved it 5 301

By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 990

You deserved it 5 641

Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 453

You deserved it 7 334

Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 773

You deserved it 4 441

By kblevss - 05/01/2013 09:21 - United States - Bayville

Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 792

You deserved it 5 730

By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 015

You deserved it 5 893

brkn_hearted 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 9:23

better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol

perdix 29

Tuesday 3 November 2009 13:57

Nookie with a Wookiee.

Comments

tomandhicky 0

Friday 6 November 2009 19:56

what does cumming mean?? give me a call 07764145832

slivermaster 0

Monday 9 November 2009 5:49

wow fail 46, search it up online, or do you want calls since your Michael Jackson 2?

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Tuesday 10 November 2009 15:13

UGHGUHGRUHGRUGRRUGRHGUGHUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH oh yeah.

kay_lee13 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 5:32

tomandhicky, are you currently living under a effing rock?! just so u knwo, cumming is when a guy has a ****** and seaman comes out. DER! lawl!

GetPhysical 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 6:57

HAHAHA Nice Job.

Hllblzr310 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 6:20

God, I hate reading this crap. Shit like "oh the chicken was better than he was" or "he sounds weird". Like you don't? Get over it.

EngineeringBabe 4

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:47

right!!

theloofy 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 10:26

C...3PO........lets BONE

nikkideejay 0

Monday 7 December 2009 18:11

funniest thing i've ever heard!

HyperExecuter 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:36

so do you bitch

JessiKitty_lol 7

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:15

LOL

duck2121 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:49

Better that than if he made darthvader sounds:)

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Today, I asked my son to keep my new girlfriend secret from his mom until our divorce was final, and he ran straight to her. She told the judge I was unfaithful and wants more money from our settlement. My son doesn't give a shit about snitching on me, because she's giving him a percentage of the new settlement. FML

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You deserved it 1 842

Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 121 780

You deserved it 5 987

The Top

Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 377

You deserved it 3 408

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

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You deserved it 45 001

Today, someone photoshopped my head onto some nude girl's body and spread it around at school. It was shockingly convincing. Now everyone's calling me a slut, and the worst part is I have no idea which photo the person used or where they got it from, so I can't prove it's a fake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 625

You deserved it 1 764

Today, I got a call from Red Cross about the blood donation I gave last week. They informed me that I have Hepatitis C. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 517

You deserved it 4 271

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 219

You deserved it 7 795

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 475

You deserved it 102 463