Work, Creepy, Cheating and Facebook: Way to be creepy

Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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You deserved it 40 175

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By st00pid - 04/03/2011 06:07 - Canada

Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML

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You deserved it 45 088

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By ed5509 - 25/12/2021 22:59 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML

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You deserved it 111

By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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You deserved it 5 290

Look up here

By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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You deserved it 53 785

By Andy - 19/12/2016 12:38

Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML

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You deserved it 6 252

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

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You deserved it 231

By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 002

You deserved it 3 459

By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 073

By horribleevening - 31/01/2019 22:00 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 587

You deserved it 280

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML

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You deserved it 5 779

Fedor_is_KING 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:13

If (when) he gets mad, tell him "We're both human."

Pikachu206 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:13

wow fail.

Comments

Ruprex 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:36

Touché. But his daughter would still be on his frends list, unless she's estranged. And then she probably wouldn't be in the moms profile pic. Unless....... Lesbian incest cheating. "Hey, I'll cheat on my hubby for my daughter!"

MrsUchiha 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:40

Haha.. ewwww kinda.. but fyl.

happypapp12 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:42

Oh no you complemented his daughter! *slaps hand to face* mama MIA

Eddie_Paints 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:58

YDI for saying something,without IDing the target!

AlcaSMT 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:58

He should be proud and happy; you just complimented his daughter.

rikard_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:15

indeed!

kloof 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:59

I like how Facebook is the first option.

cincyboy 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:45

no wonder the economy sucks instead of working people get on face book YDI

kikiface 1

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:14

i'm glad you're both getting paid to creep on his wife's facebook.

stacestaceoox 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:25

I don't see how this is an FML for you....I'd think i'd be f his life

Norwegian_Wood 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:58

Wow, I'm tired. I thought the FML said the boss said all that about his daughter, to his employee. xD OP, FYL and YDI both. You shouldn't say anything about someone else, as whenever you say something outrageous like that, they always seem to be related. Nevertheless, FYL because how could you have known?