We are the 99%
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I faced the same issue..... In the hospital for two and a half weeks! Good luck hope ya get to feelin better soon.....
23 You're ******* stupid.
if you die can I have your house/apartment/dwelling?
hate to tell you but youre wrong about the surgery. not only is there a risk of bleeding but the obvious risk of infection. youve got an open wound, in your MOUTH, usually a result of prolonged infection. by the way, even wikipedia points out the risk of bleeding is higher: "The morbidity rate associated with tonsillectomy is 2% to 4% due to post-operative bleeding; the mortality rate is 1 in 15,000, due to bleeding, airway obstruction, or anesthesia.[4]" if you went in thinking a tonsillectomy was going to be a simple procedure with no risk of problems then youre fooling yourself. the recovery rate alone is long enough to give you the indication that its serious, and in most cases done unnecessarily.
it's a common current policy that tonsils are no longer removed except in cases that the patient would has a strong possibility of acquiring symptoms that would greatly affect their quality of life due to the new data and information they have on the tonsils and their purpose and effect on the development of the body and it's immune system. in surprised you had yours taken out op. hope all is well.
72- why did you take the time to look it up on wikipedia? not many people even bother to read your stupid, I'm right and you're not comments.
Apparently the nutritionist is now an otolaryngologist. Trusting "facts" from wikipedia is dangerous at best.
I like to go one Wikipedia and edit things to where they sound legit but in fact aren't :)
Wikipedia told me that George Bush died in 1994
it also told me that Ryan dunn died In a homicidal shooting. wikipedia is like a troll dictionary
you know what's funny "holymolybro"? it says you've got 0 out of 11 FMLs posted.....
dude you trust Wikipedia!? half of the crap on there is fake or outdated!! I wouldn't bet anything that the statement is true
I hope OP's okay!
Me too!!!! What are the chances....?
us normal people have to stick together. burn the rest!!
1% apparently
Hahahaa ^^
19s picture... hehehe
81- it's not a common thing at all. someone's already explained that it has to be a very, very serious case to have your tonsils taken out.
i got mine out when i was five because they were constantly infected :/ i thought it was common as i know loads of people without them... but maybe thats just Australia for you :D we are a tough nation :)
I just got ny tonsils put 2 weeks ago my throats a little sore still but I'm getting better ad they told me that bleedig was possible but VERY rare apparetly 1% but they said as long as you eat soft foods so it doesn't scratchthe scabs off in the back it should be fine. on my first night home I threw up blood but they said it was normal if this is OPs case he is fine. it's only bad if they throw up a blood clot.
94- but one percent is a lot if u consider that millions of people have their tonsils out...
Got 99 problems but surgical side effects of removing your tonsil ain't one?
haha epic fail!
ur mean!
so did your dads condom
that comment is so wrong.
u r jus the worst type of person -.-
Are you kidding me? This is a serious thing, OP could DIE. Anyway,get better OP I hope everything goes ok.
Sorry, get better. I had mine out a couple months ago I'm only 13 and that was horrible. Worst pain ever. must be worse for you. ):
you are still 13, how come you're on here. I thought it's for +18. at least that what I had to approve to download the app for my iPhone
Wow I wish girls at my school looked half as good as you...
oh you are all dumb. ok you have to be 13+ to have any Facebook Twitter Fml etc. yes there are internet rules that help protect minors and dome websites create their own.
53- so? I'm 13, who gives a crap?
I'm 15. I guess I'm not allowed here anymore. (cries and walks away)
hey:) my names corey:) text me? 360-631-9989
You can never be too sure about those things. Febreeze gets rid of 99.9 percent of odors but there is still that mysterious 0.1 percent odor looming in the distance. Sometimes I have nightmares about this.
lol
So many things are 99.99 percent...Make you wonder what the odds are for you to be the .01 percent for every single thing.
Lysol is 99.9% effective with .1% germs left o.O birth control 99.9% also I'm paranoid now .....
I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber is the manifestation of all those .1 percent germs.
Either way, we will accept our fate willingly from a hero such as Chuck Norris.
Maybe. So I understand where Chuck Norris and Bieber come from. How do we explain Lady Gags. She is an anomaly.
Gaga* dump iPhone autocorrect.
Condoms are actually either 93% or 89%. BC pills are also less than 99
happens to the best of us.
hey that shit happened to me and that was the worst! afraid of sleeping cause you'll bleed on the pillow and sheets :/
that happens during my uh happy monthly time.
your period isn't in your throat so I'm sure it doesn't get on your pillow, ^
That happened to me as well, but I wasn't worried about my sheets. I was afraid to go to sleep because it feels like you're going to drown in your own blood :/
I hope you feel betterz. ?
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I'm part of that 99%
I faced the same issue..... In the hospital for two and a half weeks! Good luck hope ya get to feelin better soon.....