Annoying and Love: We met a lot later!

We met a lot later!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Warsaw

Today, my co-workers figured out that I was in high school when my husband was in kindergarten. They won't stop calling me a "cougar". FML

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tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 11 June 2013 9:58

Meow!

Drifting 21

Tuesday 11 June 2013 9:59

That saying is just going to come with that territory, just go with it.

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thew_fml 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 1:57

setting rules in advance for who you will or will not love is a recipe for loneliness

kmsmith87 2

Wednesday 19 June 2013 4:25

dont feel bad, its a compliment. i consider myslef a cougar hunter, they are way more mature than girls my age

cavy102 10

Monday 24 June 2013 21:05

When my friends found out that my boyfriend was one grade lower than us, they immediately started calling me "manther."

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 15 August 2013 6:43

Well, you do deserve it.

bakemono_fml 14

Friday 16 August 2013 6:11

its okay, my boyfriend was graduating highschool the year i was born

joey180x 6

Monday 21 October 2013 8:44

You should see my dad he is 53 and his girlfriend is a 26 year old Asian bishh

key1992 8

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:31

Hey that just means you got it ;)

porcelena 12

Sunday 25 January 2015 7:15

Damn more like cradle robber

DrCheese 16

Wednesday 29 April 2015 14:00

Kinda kinky

gizmodorner 15

Tuesday 13 October 2015 14:52

that is not ok. too old.

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Today, I got home and found my girlfriend in bed with another guy. After the screaming, yelling, and kicking them both out of my house, all I wanted was whiskey. I found the bottle under the bed. It wasn’t enough the guy was porking my girlfriend, he had to drink my booze too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 538

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML

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Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML

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Today, I'm 6 months pregnant with my first child and excited. My brother and his girlfriend announced they're getting married… on my due date. They refuse to change the date. FML

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Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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Today, I was fired from the job I've had for 15 years. My boss recently hired his daughter as a senior manager and she made several cuts because, as she put it, the sales team was "too old and lame". I didn't know being a young bitch was a requirement to work at a furniture warehouse. FML

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