Love: Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the...

By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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Leg day

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 02:06

Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML

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By Idle_Twin - 17/05/2015 17:53 - United States - Miami

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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Outclassed

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 16:00

Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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By gabby - 24/02/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

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Rodin_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 16:17

Ask her to be your trainer

Bibico_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 16:33

We have a woman in our gym who used to compete in the Ms. Olympia. She's hot as hell, has great legs, and can still lift more than half the dudes in the gym. Take the girl's advice, OP, and show her how hard you're working out. Maybe something good will happen some day.

Comments

Rodin_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 16:17

Ask her to be your trainer

fgsfds 3

Saturday 28 February 2009 16:19

How hairy were her arms?

King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 28 February 2009 16:27

i know where #3 is goin with this.

Bibico_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 16:33

nightslayer 6

Friday 22 July 2011 18:07

it's because he couldn't lift more weights then her, that's why it's an fml

potentpotable 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 16:52

...And this is why I'm going to continue working out at home until I'm toned enough for the gym.

spartans916 1

Monday 30 May 2011 17:32

it's more about how he is so weak

AviatorPichu 11

Saturday 16 May 2015 19:56

#56 Nothing said he was weak. She could be extremely strong and he's only moderately strong.

littlepirate_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:03

#9 Marry me.

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:50

I don't think the rejection part is the FML guys... it's the fact that he couldn't lift the weight that a girl could. That's sort of like finding out that a 5 year old girl could lift more weight than you.

PaperCaper 11

Monday 2 August 2010 22:26

lol So you're saying girls' muscles stop growing at age 5 and stay that way for the rest of their lives?

TheOrpheus 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:05

sucks! some of those girls at gyms that are in shape are pretty good looking. i'm sorry fro your loss.

bradley5055 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:59

how much did she weight is what i want to know (if she was only like 80lbs sucks to be u ) lol an 80lbs little girl owned you hard (that is until other wise stated if she was like 400lbs then just ewww n why)