Weird, Awkward and Thief: We should do this again some time

Umm wtf!? who does that? "oh don't worry I was just stealing all the potentially expensive things, but I'm leaving already anyways...so let me just climb out through this window I broke to get into your house... Okay bye."

f_cobby 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 6:57

Wow man fn hilarious

galt 13

Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:10

At least he didn't break another one.

NYZMA 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:22

At least criminals these days are showing they have manners :) Maybe there's hope

mariedavis 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 3:12

haha too funny my mom laughed lol hope nothing was taken

kimg0885 23

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:35

I would freak out creepy

Crundy 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 16:52

You've been hit by a smooth criminal

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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Today, I’m 15 and my mother banned me from watching YouTube because it’s "distracting." What the f***? How? Now I have to pretend that I've watched the things my friends send me so they won’t know. FML

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Today, I ran into one of my classmates from high school. She’s really annoying and she talks A LOT. Honestly all I wanted was some coffee and some loneliness before my class started, but she just kept talking and talking and wouldn’t leave me alone. FML

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Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

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Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

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Today, I scrambled to get out of work on the dot to go to a special pharmacy that closes at 5 pm an hour away. I arrived at 4:58. Upon reaching the door, one of the employees came and locked it in my face. Apparently, her going home early was more important than me getting my medication. FML

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Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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