We should do this again some time
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
Oh well there just things
Oh I was just leaving! And buy some decent crap, everything you have is garbage not worth stealing. That sucks. Breaking into homes makes you a piece of human shit. You rob a person of feeling secure in their living space! If you can afford it, you can always get hurricane rated impact windows and doors. They don't break so easily, yet still look nice.
That burglar has class.
That's when u clock him in the face. Nd take what he took
Did he steal anything?
Oh shit, this isnt my house, sorry, I'll just take the tv with me
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that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.
He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!