We should do this again some time

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 559
You deserved it 2 490

Top comments

SailorLove 4

that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.

He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!

Comments

BunBunBabe 8

Need a moment? Eat a twix. Seriously though that robber sounded somewhat like he had a good sense of humor. Who says I was just leaving when caught in the middle of committing a robbery? It's like a classic joke came true today

Bigboned38 0

I would have shot his ass, there is no reason for someone to invade someones home and put there lives in danger, get a f ing job!

Oh I was just leaving! And buy some decent crap, everything you have is garbage not worth stealing. That sucks. Breaking into homes makes you a piece of human shit. You rob a person of feeling secure in their living space! If you can afford it, you can always get hurricane rated impact windows and doors. They don't break so easily, yet still look nice.

That's when u clock him in the face. Nd take what he took

Oh shit, this isnt my house, sorry, I'll just take the tv with me

americananarchy 3

I hope this rely happend and if it didn't I hope it does for lying