We should do this again some time

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
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SailorLove 4

that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.

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Nevereverland 8

He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!

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KiddNYC1O 20

One of the nicest burglars ever. Good thing he didn't hold you hostage...

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thomas1018x 2

Well at least he politely told you he was leaving.

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SlightlyUnstable 6

I think that if I were to come home and find a burglar there, I would probably shit myself. Fortunately, this guy wasn't dangerous, but that's not always the case...

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C94_ 0

I'm sorry but that is funny.

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itachi2333 3

you should of walked in calm and sit down and say i have been expecting you please sit down. then make up a weird story that u had a dream and that he had to save the world.

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itachi2333 3

you should of walked in calm and sit down and say i have been expecting you please sit down. then make up a weird story that u had a dream and that he had to save the world.

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snnoell_18 1

coolest burglar ever

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husky22 0

hahahahahahaha! a burglar with a sense of humor!

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