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By zerom - 23/07/2011 00:52 - France

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 05:58 - United States

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By Our Talisman - 01/08/2010 19:41

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 00:09 - United States

Today, I was studying for a final when I noticed that all I had was a blue highlighter. I decided to drive to the store to get a yellow one. On the way there, I got $200 worth of traffic tickets for not stopping at a stop sign. I basically spent $200 because I prefer yellow highlighters over blue ones. FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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By ILoveLamps - 25/03/2015 06:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML

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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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lalala2589 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:56

That's when you bet another €100 that firetrucks aren't cars then wait for the next 3 cars.

Sylverstone 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:57

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Comments

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:27

I've always thought black was the most popular colour but once read that red cars tend to get in the most accidents. Also I play a game with my kiddies, every time you see a yellow car the first person yells "shark bite" and pinches the loser. You'd be surprised how many there are on the road.(:

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:28

Poor you. You lost a bet with your bro. Suck it up. Or bitch him out.

TheDarkCynder 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:39

That's a lot of money for such a dumb bet...

sirhobothesecond 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:43

YDI for betting so much money on such a stupid argument.

gbreck 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:44

"I'm sorry Lois, but I find this supper to be quite shallow and pedantic..."

Tristyxxx 24

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:47

this is worded amazing

jaymin7 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:49

techinically you said cars! get your money back haha

thomas019 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:56

to alexa, not all fire trucks are red. some out here in the valley of the sun fire trucks are yellow, white, and blue

CountryGirl1017 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:56

haha, bad timing! but I agree, most cars are black!

livlafluv100 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:59

that somewhere they had to be is called an emergency, dude. you're lucky that you're not writing an fml about how firetrucks came to you're house because of an emergency.