Weird flex, but OK

By mrwilly - 02/01/2015 03:22 - United States - Corona

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Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during sex. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Just make sure you have some lube in case Willy wants to visit his chocolate factory.

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challan 19

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do... He has the perfect penis for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee... If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down cum? Eating and getting it in the bum. Why are you at getting terribly sore? Because he thinks your his personal *****.

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FroggerForReal 11

is that not seductive?... O.o

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Tannasgh 22

Lame...I would think that "Russell the Love Muscle" is much more manly...

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Axel5238 29

Depends how long you've been together this shouldn't be a surprise. Though I'm guessing you never thought his dumb stuff you laughed at would wind up in the bed room as well. Get out while you can he's not gonna get why it's bad timing.

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MRSwick2525 23

Little extreme to tell her to get out while she can just because he calls his junk "Mr Willy". Chill Dude

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kalbrek009 20

What a dick move. JK. Sounds like he's not quite mature enough for sex, much less a relationship.

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erichanoki 13

Just...no. Dx ∑(ノД

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