Weird flex, but OK

By mrwilly - 02/01/2015 03:22 - United States - Corona

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Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during sex. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Just make sure you have some lube in case Willy wants to visit his chocolate factory.

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challan 19

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do... He has the perfect penis for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee... If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down cum? Eating and getting it in the bum. Why are you at getting terribly sore? Because he thinks your his personal *****.

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Miss_Scarlet 9

Stop having sex with him until he stops saying it. He'll either learn quickly or you can move on to someone who's not so self involved.

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joshi42 16

So, little Willy, really won't go home?

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Ray_of_midnight 22

You can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go.

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hume 18

Mr.Willy gets more action then me...

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KyleLord_ 9

You are in a very strange relationship with a very strange person.

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Makaze 12

Clearly the sex isn't good enough to distract him from being silly.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Calling it "my penis" or whatever would still be referring to it in the third-person.

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MightyThoth 7

well if you don't like it then you should Free Willy

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