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Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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You deserved it 81 874

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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You deserved it 74 964

Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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You deserved it 39 532

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 559

You deserved it 7 960

Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 434

You deserved it 976

Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 498

You deserved it 5 207

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 588

You deserved it 8 631

Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 818

You deserved it 6 910

Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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You deserved it 167

An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 809

You deserved it 11 976

By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 294

You deserved it 375

deathbybutterfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

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bobuel39791 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:49

If I had abs to flex, I'd be farting 24/7. Farts happen to the best of us.

Green_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:22

You obviously have read some of the FML's on here if you're posting one of your own, and one of the biggest lessons I've learned is not to show off. What the hell were you thinking? You definitely deserved that.

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:48

I don't see why everyone is calling him a douchebag. Boys will be boys. They'll always show off. Girls happen to like it sometimes. Chill out.

Kitty34_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:46

When a guy flexes to impress me, I think it's pathetic and roll my eyes. But I feel bad for this guy. Farting in public is the absolute worst.

enclosedrose226 0

Monday 20 April 2009 6:24

# 20, wow... Someone's bitter... # 67, you're prolly a fat ass too. OP, you need to work on your skills, man. Girls like abs, but they're not animals. They weren't gonna be impressed even if you had managed to flex them without any bodily outbursts. If you really have the killer body you think you do, smiling at them as you walk passed would have been enough to melt them.

christopherlove 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 21:10

I agree with 7, 14, and 23.

robocafaz 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 9:46

Dude, you just won like 9000 man-points. *Brofist*

hotgirl1 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:08

heyy i wanna see ur pic babee

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:59

Well there's a way to get a girls attention...

deadpoetic333 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 10:05

oh come on, i think all the ppl hating don't have bodies their satisfied with. Its just flexing your abs. if this guy went and flexed his bicep or popped his chest... eh sure douchebag status. but abs? i would do the same exact thing, only id flex them mildly and not to the point where i let gas out haha. hell, my myspace picture is with me without my shirt on. if the girls like abs, they'll look. if they don't they'll keep walking. end of story.