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Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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You deserved it 7 959

Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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You deserved it 973

Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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You deserved it 6 910

Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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You deserved it 11 974

By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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You deserved it 375

deathbybutterfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

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flyfallfadeaway 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:05

AND #20 is completely wrong. ignore his/her opinion as it is clearly only applicable to the assholes that dont deserve the poindexters in the first place. = )

babydoll86_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:13

Hehe, you totally deserved this. But I do feel sorry for you, cos everyone wants to look good and impress people they think are cute.

babydoll86_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:22

And #20, sometimes girls do go for the nerdy, weedy-looking guys. I made moves on my current bf of 5 years precisely because he looked nerdy. Jocks are nice to look at occasionally, but if I was going to pick up someone, I'd go for the nerdy guy. They're often way nicer. And before you call me a mole who can't get any better than a nerdy weedy guy, I'm a 5'8 32DD blonde who gets hit on all the time. I stay with my weedy bf though, cos he's a sweetheart.

NeverBAckDown_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:35

AND AGAIN """" SHOWING OFF""""""""" FAILS YDI

Heatstreak 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:52

u flexed to hard XD haha GG

kellster 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:27

When, WHEN will your half of the species learn????? WE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN GUYS SHOW OFF. REALLY. It just makes you look like a jackass. TRUE, people of both genders are attracted to people's looks first. However, for most women, how we feel about a guy's personality influences how we see them physically. You can't know that right away. But an attractive guy who goes and does something like flex his muscles in front of us = showoff & automatic personality indicator. Even if you were hot shit, that move just ruined it in one swift flex. The fart is really just the cherry on a very bad sundae here.

K4ofDoom 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:32

I would have laughed even if you hadn't farted. Men like you disgust me.

Omsok 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:00

Amazed at how negative so many of the responses are. If people didn't tell us these things we couldn't have a chuckle and realize that everybody has issues.

Mikeymikey 4

Wednesday 8 April 2009 6:07

bwahahahaha... thats awesome.... man... unlucky you!! if i saw something like that i'd buy the oke a beer... life must have sucked too much.. anyways i dunno why so many ppl think he's an ass for doing so.. girls do try to impress guys with their on-board curves too right?? so is that being an ass too??? Its not ok to show off and he probably deserved it, Guess it's ok for the rest of us driving nice cars and being fat to tune a guy with a six pack right??? If the guy worked out his abs... theres nothing wrong showing them.. and yes its true girls, dnt care about abs.. but if they had a choice between one with abs and one without at first glance we all know they'd would find the one with abs more attractive.. Ok ppl... send me the HEAT!!! :D