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Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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deathbybutterfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

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Art_Vandeley 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 7:56

A little hint:Work on your abs and don`t be an ass.

pzzzz 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 8:06

wait, y do people think that flexing your abs makes u a jerk?

mcd_73 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 8:32

hahahahaha funny laugh it off tool

Oopsiesz 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 8:46

Ewww .. Definitley someone I would be so grossed out seeing in a public place.. Letalone a boardwalk... While shirtless and flexing. Trashy much?

sleepless15_p 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 11:17

That is what you get for trying to show off moron. Try getting a personality.

DankJemo 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 14:53

Ha, instant Karma for acting like a tool. next time go with a simple "Hello" and wave... That would probably work better... You know, instead of farting. All in all though, I would have laughed at you too... I hope you laughed at yourself, even a little... Because, this is funny.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:29

ha ha ha #6. No matter how many times I hear the term "Barking Spiders", it makes me laugh.

jilubit 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 18:16

Self Improvement is Masturbation.

kapay 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 18:43

Flex your abs?

AJW 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:39

To #18 you obviously do not know what you are talking about. Bragging about the 'substantial income' that he has pretty much is no reference to what kind of person they are. You are simply over-analyzing things to appear cool. Human instinct makes girls attracted to a strong looking body from back when cave-women wanted a strong man to protect their children. Trying to impress someone is not teling them that you are inferior, rather than simply wanting their approval. There are countless examples of people wanting approval from someone that they think as their equal, so that argument is really irrelevant. And lastly, your name is 'urallosers'. Does that mean (using your logic) that you are in fact a loser, and due to the unwanted circumstances that have put you in that position you simply try to demean the rest of the people here? I didn't think so. So think before you post stuff hypocritically and without a real shred of original thought.