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By mylifesucks123 - 03/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. As we were approaching a stop sign, I looked next to me and saw a guy with a triangle-shaped head. I said to my son, "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

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By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 277

Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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You deserved it 6 014

Reported

By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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You deserved it 3 524

By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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You deserved it 7 755

By John W. - 12/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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You deserved it 47 039

Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 675

You deserved it 6 379

By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 14:39 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 306

You deserved it 5 086

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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You deserved it 51 910

By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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You deserved it 36 633

xxmollyxx 25

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

Hmmm, way to teach him how to make fun of people...

may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:51

I have never seen anyone with a triangle head. I would probably do the same thing. :D

Comments

bunnygirl 2

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:04

hahah # 30. how can it be a triangle head when a triangle is 2d? you must have meant pyramid head. so not only are you teaching your kid to make fun of others, you are teaching them poor geometry skills

sahara89 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:09

Teaching your kid to discriminate. Nice.

monicamischief 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:17

BECAUSE IT IS ALWAYS THE PARENTS FAULT IF THE KID SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT. do you people know shit about kids? kids act out like that no matter how good of a parent you are. kids are just honest. that's HOW IT IS. and like you NEVER talk about people behind their backs. ******* please.

Malexhe 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:18

Is it a bad thing that the first thing that came to my mind was Pyramid Head?

cdj 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:24

#36 - It was the parent that said it TO the kid, not the kid who said it, so yes it is the parent's fault.

Kitty34_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:24

YDI for being so mean. Who makes fun of random strangers, especially to their son?

mayhembaby 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:34

HAHAHAHAHA this is the funniest fml EVER. triangle-shaped head... ahahah.s

blackest_eyes13 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:34

Hahaha, I did the same thing with my girlfriend the other day, pointing out a man next to us.

foolsangel 4

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:38

Great example you're setting for your son there, huh? #36 - Learn to read, then come back.

Apen135 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:47

Today, I was driving in my car, and I heard a man in the next car say to his son "look at the man with the triangle head". My head is actually shaped like a triangle. FML