Welcome to the family!

By Sprtsgeek13 - 13/09/2012 12:37 - United States - Camden

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Comet_Candy 23

Your father sounds like an absolute riot!

I don't think she's going to want to continue your family line anytime soon, OP.

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osm1989_fml 6

This is the moment where you discover whether your girlfriend is chill and understanding with a sense of humor, or an uptight, judgmental jerkface.

Could have been worse, your mom could have joined and said, "Come on honey! PUSH"!

Don't be mad at him, he was only trying to help. Maybe he thought your conversation was a little boring and tried to lighten things up with his amazing cat tricks. How many girls can say they have seen a grown man manipulate a feline like that? There is only "win" in this situation.

But wait, he doesn't have a pussy for that! or does he?

If your dad managed to survive doing this sort of thing to a cat, I think I'd take that cat in for a checkup immediately. Something is obviously wrong with it.

jenniiienyc 5

I would have laughed. At least your parents aren't assholes, so hopefully she understands she's got it good with yours.

I like how the first two commenters have cat profile pics.

Lighten up. Your dad just has an odd sense of humour. I would've laughed.

gallopinghorses 3