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By Sprtsgeek13 - 13/09/2012 12:37 - United States - Camden

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

Your father sounds like an absolute riot!

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SweetAsHell 9

I don't think she's going to want to continue your family line anytime soon, OP.

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UrCapsLockOn 12

imagine if he put OP under his shirt and pretended to be his mum while giving birth ..

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BoratSagdiyev 2

Your dad sounds like a cool guy. I'd rather a joker for a dad than a quiet grump.

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goose12321 11

Hahahaha that's funny. Don't be so up tight about it.

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LennyComa 39

My cat would scratched the shit outta had I done that. But your Dad sounds like a blast. No FML

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brianfantana32 10

All my family does is feed me. You're so lucky.

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sweetmama88 6

I think your father was trying to break the ice, and I bet she thought it was funny.

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lizzys1972 3

I think that is absolutely hilarious.

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