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By madelynn - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML
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Bob65803 0

Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...

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tnlander 20

incest is best when your mother's undressed.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Wow... That's actually really sad. Get her to an AA meeting. You might consider Al-Anon for yourself. Al-Anon is a support group for family and friends of those with an addiction.

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gordongekko_fml 1

we've all done that before, doesn't mean we need aa

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skorpien 1

Speak for yourself. I've never been so drunk that I stripped naked and passed out nor have I ever had that urge. Anyone who has needs to either limit their drinking or, if they can't, get themselves to an AA meeting.

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CIngus 0

Did he tag her? oh the fun to be had.

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alwa7sh 2

It's ok just say you parents are into modern art and that naked lady is your new carpet.

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sweetstuffFML 1

I'm sure that'll work out well xD creepy family

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MrBond007_fml 6

this was hilarious. haven't laughed like this in a while!

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davidjr_saldana 0

sounds like u have a trainwreck of a mom as for the situation, it rly isn't that bad i'm sure he'll understand that every dysfunctional parent has an off day i mean would you prefer that she would have been fingering herself? >_<

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SluggerJ 7

maybe he has a better family then yours

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Thats very odd... very.... so- what did u study? Greetings in different ways? Say No to drugs?? Or just your mom lying there in general?

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