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By madelynn - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML
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Bob65803 0

Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...

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tnlander 20

incest is best when your mother's undressed.

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Bob65803 0

Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...

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impatientsnake 4

did u get him ?

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angel55033 12

that wouldn't be awkward no not at all!! lol

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snoogans77 2

I dig woman with ink. it's a very beautiful piece you have there.

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bigphill1333 0

Even though theres a 99.9% chance that the pictures from google and your talking to a 60 year old fat man.

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Jizwold 0

usually women look bad with tattoos cause they get such shitty ones but that looks pretty sick

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angel55033 12

ha no it's my backpiece I manage a tattoo parlor in precott Wisconsin called geister ink that I helped my good friend Kelly geister open. she's the one who did all my work ive known her my whole life she's amazingly gifted that's for sure, look us up on facebook if you'd like, geister ink. :)

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FMLephant 2

At least it was a warm welcome?

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FYLDeep 25

I wonder why the hell she was naked.

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Pantaloons 0

because she and i had just finished up

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Because she had shed off the shackles that society had placed on her so she could be free in both body and mind.

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