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By madelynn - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML
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Bob65803 0

Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...

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tnlander 20

incest is best when your mother's undressed.

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LmlImsofunny 0

Dont you have your own room? Use it....

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Puppyface171 0

Hahahaha I would've dragged her body out into the yard and locked her outta the house for that.

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deeters 0

sounds like a great idea for porno

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atacker49 0

yea sounds great have a three way wit ur mom that guy might get u a sibling lmao

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savvy_suzy 0

You could study biology I guess, just don't dissect her... The authorities frown on that. I'd be inclined to leave al-anon brochures in conspicuous places in order to shame her into decent behaviour. It's surprising that you have to tell parents that it is not ok to get rip roaring drunk, strip down and pass out in the middle of the room in front of your children.

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xxmollyxx 25

Yes because I'm sure they think their kids are fine with it. Just tell them it's not OK, that'll stop it...

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smurffrey 0

so what I've done worse then that and so has my mother

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FarSide 22

You make it sound like you are proud of that fact. Most decent people would be ashamed to even publicly make a joke about it.

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doublewide420 0

yeah really, put the cigarette and automatic rifle down and step into the real world..

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FarSide 22

Shame on YOU for thinking mother's character has anything to do with you. And if the crush thinks it does, then screw the vermin.

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