Well done!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Newark

Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising, and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to third base with his girlfriend. FML
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Keevarou 17

Maybe your parents really want grand children?:) But congratulations on reaching your fitness goal! You should be proud of yourself about that. Not everyone have the patience and willpower like you do, so it would be double luck, he reaching third base, and you fulfilling your goal:) Have a nice day.

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boofgall 16

Tell your brother I say "high five!".

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sassyssg 1

Perhaps your parents didn't doubt your ability to reach your fitness goal but were not expecting your brother to ever get some so while it seems like they don't care, you should see it as you not being the disappointing child... You are the one they don't worry about!

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nvo 6

Congrats on reaching your goals! That's all that really matters :)

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bitty9 3

Congrats on your hot new bod!

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kainpwnsu 19

So, your parents are encouraging promiscuity. Great...

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sbarua219 17

Kids these days...tsk tsk. Good for you OP :)

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T1A2Z3 34

Why the hell do your parents know about your brother's sex life? That's disgusting. FYL for living with that... Good job losing weight though. That's good.

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Kaveh le forgeron 4

These pseudo-puritan euphemisms are confusing. If you're old enough to be feeling up girls you're old enough to be using your big boy words.

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