Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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HannahForbesxo 13

Tell her you can be friends with who you want, I don't see why she should make the decision based on a couple of people liking a relationship status.

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Mirorbo 26

Sounds like someone has a slight touch of crazy....

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Offensive_fml 4

Hey, at least she did the relationship change on Facebook for you.

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dabullzzsuck 1

make an honest woman out of her and break up with the bitch

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prismis 0

keep your status as single and tell her to f**k off

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Palindrome_Girl 10

i would keep your relationship status on single after that.

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KushTaeKush 0

forget that, I would have told her to get real

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kitsune3 20

Translation: "Today I decided to let my bitch of a girlfriend rip my balls off and control my life. I have no idea why I bother complaining online, since it's my own damn fault for not telling her off. If I gave a shit about my masculinity and controlling my own life, I'd have told her I'm going to be friends with whoever the hell I want." Seriously. OP, learn to be a self-aware human being. Tell your gf that it's YOUR choice who you're friends with, and if she dumps you for it, who the hell cares? You're better off without a bitch who tries to tell you what to do and who to hang with. You desevre better, man.

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FatMan23 10

I hate not seeing the thumbs up/down. I accidentally gave down mark. FML

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Yeahyouknowww 0

**** that bitch, say that they're your friends and if her bitch ass doesn't ******* like it then break up with that bitch. She's controlling you, silly head! (:

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