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By ohhmydamn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam mattress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML
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crazy_cat_lady 0

Thank you for the extremely funny visual. That was wonderful!!!

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deadpool91 0

lol I used a laundry basket when I was 6 made it down 15 steps before I got caught the last step. broke the drywall with my head.

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shithappens2memo 0

I feel bad for you;/ I'd totally do that lol

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pinktaco84 0

Lol Good to know.

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katejoy225 0

wow, that must hurt. d:

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bellacatdaydream 0

That's why I always do that inside a sleeping bag

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MandathePanda24 0

Very detailed! Thank you for informing us. But I've slid down in a clothes basket before and my stairs have turns I broke my left arm and neck. It was quite the experience

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Dilwann 27

Broke your neck? As far as I know, that would imply that you are now paralyzed from the neck down.

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Jigaru 0

You should have held the front end of the matress up to keep it from sliding under

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Gela96 0

Today, not really today, i found out the girl i like that i met in camp lives in another state. FML

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MegaSolipsist 13

I tried that when I was three with a cardboard box. I rolled down the stairs and faceplanted the door. It just means that you've lived!

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kaylanicole1695 12

I did the same thing before, except I didn't break my nose

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