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By ohhmydamn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam mattress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 873
You deserved it 71 572

Top comments

crazy_cat_lady 0

Thank you for the extremely funny visual. That was wonderful!!!

Comments

caitiebug1119 15

Right, because foam mattress toppers are always stiff as a board otherwise. Idiot. Did you not notice it folding all over the place on the way to the stairs? YDI.

You gotta grab the top and curl it up like a sled. Then it works.

TheGestalt97 11

I’m putting ydi not because you should have known that would happen but because it would have been dangerous anyway.