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By ohhmydamn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam mattress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML
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crazy_cat_lady 0

Thank you for the extremely funny visual. That was wonderful!!!

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DemonicAngel151 0

LOL I do that it's sooooooooooooooooooooo fun XD (Y)

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ohhboyy 0

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME ROCKSTAR MAYHEM ENDS? 11:00 AT NIGHT? OR WHAT

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razzumfrazzum 0

Why would you even attempt that?......Oh wait you're from Alabama. Your state ranks 48th in education.

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idoc300 11

Shut up! Forrest Gump is awesome and from Alabama, he maybe stupid but he knows what love is!

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glassisass 0

i did that about 2 years ago. broke my arm....

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RJB 0

dude shut up he has alot on his plate with ******* his sister, mom, dad dog etc. they have git r done. Guys remember.. his sister is his mom and his dad is his dad though his dads wife his the sister mom but the childs sister. Think about that. ;-) btw that was sarcasm. Im from New jersey 4th Smartest State.

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iJack 0

Yea, i mean they only have Redstone arsenal and the research triangle. And the USSRC (United States Space and Rocked Center).

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littlebopeep10 0

Not funny at all. Just because the stereotype of Alabamians is that we're all hicks doesn't mean we are. I believe my city has one of the highest concentrations of PhDs in the country.... OP, sorry about the broken nose. :( Hope it heals soon. Oh, and #79, the Research Triangle is in North Carolina.

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Intoxicunt 5

Ok so, 1-You've met every person in Alabama? 2-Apparently NO ONE could be transferred due to job/military to the south, hm? 3-You're down on racism, which is generalizing people for what part of the world they are from. Aren't you going the same thing? 4-You're a moron.

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Intoxicunt 5

Also, who the **** taught you that gibberish you call English grammar??? Of all the idiots and trolls on this site, you win the #1 prize, in my opinion, for the most pathetic.

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itsohsoabsurd 6

you could also just say, you're from USA. ;)

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funsized4 0

holy shit I want to do that now... but not fail, of course

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heyyou1203 0

please, for the love of god, i hope that you and the OP do not reproduce.

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Manutdfan539 0

Ride it off the roof next! I promise it's fun!

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taylorswiftrulez 0

next lay a sleeping bag down first so it will slide!

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misstaylatot 0

haha, reminds me of when i was dared to go down the stairs on a bean bag chair. didn't go so well either...

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Why does this make me think of Home Alone?

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