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By ohhmydamn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam mattress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML
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crazy_cat_lady 0

Thank you for the extremely funny visual. That was wonderful!!!

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allmidnighteyes 10

motherfucking Alabama This works on slides on the McDonalds playsets though, if you use the food trays.

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giganticbrain 0

You know, this is something I've honestly wanted to do for a very long time. I'm glad I know now that only stupid motherfuckers do such things.

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Hadley_fml 0

Yeah, worked fine for me as a kid too, with a couch cushion or blanket on wooden stairs. Though the couch cushion was a lot more comfortable.

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CryingHowls 0

wait. doesn't that mean you're a "stupid ************" since you've always wanted to do that?

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SizeMayVary 0

yeah this guy is a "stupid ************" if he has wanted to do it for a long time. what an idiot for even saying that lol

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giganticbrain 0

No...if you actually spent the time and read what I said, I said I WANTED to do it. I never actually did. I said that I'm glad to know only stupid motherfuckers ACTUALLY do it. See the difference? God, why does it seem like the world is slowly getting stupider.

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SweetieLish 0

When we were younger, we just took the lid to our recycling bin and put a pillow in it and went down the stairs.

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tblack147 0

Fail that is all that can be said here...

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Iloveyencheck 0

sleepingbags work on carpet stairs (:

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mc0carrie 0

that happened to me when I was little. 2 days before my first communion. I had a huge bruise on my chin for the pictures. haha

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kscott88 0

That's why you use sleeping bags, silly!

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