Miscellaneous: What a dump

What a dump

By queenariii - 28/06/2016 05:55 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I'm stuck in a ramshackle house that my aunt bought and moved everyone out to. Only one bathroom works, and she won't let us flush it because the house keeps flooding. Four people are stuck here with just one toilet filled with poop and urine, while she's been staying at a friend's house. FML

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You deserved it 1 056

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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Good times, bad times

By st3phani3b - 26/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML

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You deserved it 223

By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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You deserved it 2 829

By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 05:00

Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 154

You deserved it 423

By shitday - 27/01/2013 23:47 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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You deserved it 2 240

By bonnmo - 11/11/2018 11:30 - United States

Today, I took a big, smelly, satisfying dump when I woke up. When I tried to flush, nothing happened. None of my four roommates bothered to tell me we didn’t have running water. FML

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You deserved it 296

Best seat in the house

By Rachey - 10/09/2024 00:00 - Ireland

Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML

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You deserved it 93

By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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You deserved it 2 884

Overreach

By AccioBucket - 12/02/2021 11:02

Today, I'm banned from the only working bathroom in my house because my mother is cleansing for an upcoming colonoscopy. My options are either a bucket in the basement, or wetting myself. FML

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You deserved it 101

Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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You deserved it 4 811

Branessa9611 14

Tuesday 28 June 2016 15:59

Just keep using the bathrooms, including the one that's broken, until she gets back. Then she'll have to deal with the consequences of her absence.

doubledee8 16

Tuesday 28 June 2016 15:59

Seems like a shitty situation urine. But really you should try to find another place.

Comments

healthcarechick 9

Wednesday 29 June 2016 0:27

I'm guessing you have no choice but to live there? That fing disgusting

Biker187 13

Wednesday 29 June 2016 0:46

Guess no one is going to be eating habanero spiced food or some good old Kimchee . Good luck

MajesticRacoon 7

Wednesday 29 June 2016 2:05

Piss outside. Honestly don't know about ******** outside but...

KJzCola 5

Wednesday 29 June 2016 5:23

is there a reason you are forced to live where your aunt decides you live? is there a reason you (or your parents if your underage) don't have a job and your own home? the post makes it sound like you are depending on your aunt for a place to live. Peheraps (if this is the case) she is sick of providing a living for her lazy relatives and has chosen this way to express it. beggars cant be choosers.

MzZombicidal 36

Thursday 30 June 2016 2:17

Going through a tough financial situation does not automatically mean someone is lazy.

marysevere 4

Wednesday 29 June 2016 5:46

I don't understand how this constitutes a working bathroom. I mean, how is this toilet situation different from a bucket?

goatgangsta 3

Thursday 30 June 2016 0:02

Are you underage? If so, is anyone else concerned this might be child abuse happening? I can't imagine adults not flushing a toilet at the command of anyone when they have to live there.

ebflash90 3

Thursday 30 June 2016 3:59

FTP

alaskanessy 8

Thursday 30 June 2016 6:58

Why are you staying with your aunt? Unless there's an outhouse, the living conditions are unacceptable. Find your own place to stay if you are 18 or >. If not look for another relative or friend to stay with. But don't just sit there & do nothing.