Pranks and Work: What an ass

What an ass

By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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Head, meet wall

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 20:00

Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML

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Pranksters

By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Wednesday 25 January 2012 12:04

i can picture all of this happening within 2 seconds

Beebow_fml 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 12:05

Your coworker sounds like a real pain in the ass, and the head.

Comments

itstesshomo 2

Wednesday 25 January 2012 12:49

lol

wironandine 8

Wednesday 25 January 2012 12:52

I'd be a little angry

iamananglophile 18

Wednesday 25 January 2012 17:36

I'd be very angry. Poor OP. I stepped on a tack once and it hurt so badly.

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:07

^ ass has more cushion. I think I'd be angry at first, you know, 'cause of the initial shock and pain...but really, this is movie stuff. I'd find myself laughing about it later.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 25 January 2012 12:56

Sounds like a comedy skit! The thought is funny but I'm sure you got hurt, so.... Sorry! Looks like pay back is in order!

yuri63f6 7

Wednesday 25 January 2012 12:57

Jackpot

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 13:04

Call fire rescue, get transported for whatever reason, then file a workers comp claim. Human resources will be all over that claim, and will make it VERY clear to everyone else that jokes like that are unacceptable. You will be ok as the claim is legit. Whoever did it will shit their pants, hoping nobody finds out.