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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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You deserved it 3 926

By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

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kenjiisown 1

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:07

I bet he was jealous of the rug.

dva976 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:14

weird much!?! who makes out with a bear rug? pretend or otherwise.

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dva976 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:14

weird much!?! who makes out with a bear rug? pretend or otherwise.

jekalt 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:15

wow ur such. a NOOB!

scarlettbraylee 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:16

hahah. that's not too bad, but pretttty funny(:

530boy 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:16

I bet that's the closest thing to a human that you've kissed.

roxycat97 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:17

lol ur stupid :)

mageoreh 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:28

ANIMALITY!!

NoWittyNames 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:18

haha I LOLd :)

MyChemical_fml 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:18

Yeah, don't you just hate it when you get caught making out with a bear rug?

hairt 4

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:18

HAHAHAHA I bet his dad was like "WTF......."

Error504 6

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:19

YDI for even doing that in the first place. I mean seriously, WTF? xD

firechildredhead 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:19

What the hell were you doing that for in the first place? You and the dad are creepers.

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