What did you say?

By What? - 22/01/2013 19:00 - Australia

Today, I found out my ten year-old brother and his best friend have taught our new parrot to say, "Shut up, bitch." We have a bunch of our extended family coming over tomorrow to see what the parrot can say. FML
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yoyoyowhatup 11

Who the hell invites extended family just to see what a parrot can say?

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MrBrightside21 20

I taught my parrot to be a psychologist, so that whenever I talk to him, he says, "So how do you feel?"

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seansbro56 10

Why are they coming to just see the bird?

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GTAmax99 12

OH WELL THE BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD

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sheethapins 13

Ba ba ba ba ba ba oom ma mow mow baba oom mow ma mow baba oom mow ma mow...

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kalbrek009 20

I'd let everyone know about what they taught it to say & then wait to see what kind of words come out of their mouths when mom & dad start bitch slapping them for teaching the parrot words that they are even too young to be uttering.

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skyeyez9 24

My friend's african grey parrot hates me. He will fly over to to the coffee table and fling coasters at me. When I tell it to stop, it says "**** off." Birds are evil.

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KetchupYoshi 3

It's hard to believe that any of that was true at all...

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alycion 38

After spending time with an African Grey, it's very believable. Though if I didn't spend time with my sister's demon with wings, I probably would feel the same way.

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skyeyez9 24

They are supposedly as smart as a 5yr old child. And yes, they can be rotten *****.

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Abantiquo 7

African Greys are smarter than the Westboro Baptist Church combined. Let's hear it for incest. :P

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kittygirl92 10

lol at least its the parrot saying it and not ur younger brother

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Amama_fml 30

How do you think he taught it to the parrot?

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alycion 38

My sister has an African Grey. It only will pick up on things nobody wants it to. It likes to imitate sounds as well such as the microwave beep. And then when you go to find what is beeping he does an evil laugh. Best thing he picked up on though was my father's snoring. Such a symphony when they both start.

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bushyyboy 11

the only thing my old parrot could do was call me a "pretty bitch"

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misspulkadot24 17

Wait...you're saying your whole family is coming over to hear what your bird can say? Damn. Do you guys have a party every time you lose a tooth?

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

You having extended family come over.....to listen to a parrot???

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