Love, Facebook, Social Media and AITA: What have I done now?

What have I done now?

By SupportPage - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrance

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

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You deserved it 35 420

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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You deserved it 4 927

Where did everyone go?

By LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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You deserved it 724

Social media was a mistake

By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 10:51 - Australia

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

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You deserved it 11 308

By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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You deserved it 5 290

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice...

By Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML

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You deserved it 358

Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 8 229

Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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You deserved it 8 276

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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You deserved it 8 622

You got lawyered

By fckmylife - 20/12/2016 19:47

Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 203

You deserved it 716

By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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You deserved it 7 734

ajlopez 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:26

Did you like the page?

OhWhoCares 42

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:25

Maybe you should be more careful about things you say to people, OP.

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pommy1 6

Wednesday 1 April 2015 7:39

That's hilarious!

Weiss_Schnee 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:33

I'm not even gonna bother sugar coating this.... OP you should like a complete dick. You should probably try and change this.

chikinscratch00 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:52

are you drunk typing

asiakvt 10

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:53

Why are all of your e's replaced with a's??

rachelllllb 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:20

i was wondering the exact same thing...

brewmasterg 34

Wednesday 1 April 2015 13:44

It's April fools' day.

thorpe90 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:54

Maybe you should learn to spell first..? Just a thought...

alex_jaguara 32

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:59

What is loool and how the hell did this get published ?

sicksadworld1317 30

Wednesday 1 April 2015 8:59

To the four comments above, check today's date and the grammar of the recent FML's :D

Calacor 17

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:05

I cant even read this sh*t

Izabushel 65

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:08

OMG! FML you are the best! Very good April Fools!

AnonymousUser90 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:09

Does everyone posting an FML today have an inoperative "e" on the ******* phones!?

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Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML

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You deserved it 2 422

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

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Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 861

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

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You deserved it 4 439

Today, after a fun movie night, I found a note on my fridge saying, “It was delicious.” I don’t know what it is referring to, since nothing is missing and we didn’t eat anything during the movie. FML

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You deserved it 128

Today, I was in Brooklyn for a meeting. I parked my car but my iPhone didn’t save my location. Where is my car? Called NYPD. No car towed. I had to walk 3 hours in the rain to find it thanks to the “Panic” button. So glad I found my car, but the “Loud Panic” button didn’t want to stop for an hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 089

Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 253

You deserved it 4 373

Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML

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