Intimacy: Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in...

By Torbey - 14/09/2016 03:49 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 01:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 01:31 - United States - Westfield

Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2017 02:00

Today, I caught my 29 year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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By Puggle1019 - 17/07/2018 20:30

Today, my brother gave me a massive rope burn. He got a 30-second talk with our mother. I got an allergic reaction to the lotion used to ease the pain. My mother said I was overreacting. FML

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By imsad - 06/11/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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Dilexar 26

Sunday 2 October 2016 13:04

hes just been, uhm, lifting weights. yeah, thats it. especially on his right side.

idiotstar123 18

Sunday 2 October 2016 13:03

I hope your family isn't religious

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ER1C_fml 22

Sunday 2 October 2016 13:02

Whack ouch! Whack ouch! Whack ouch! Kinky :P

fuckpotato 12

Sunday 2 October 2016 23:18

Why is this down voted? I thought it was funny.

idiotstar123 18

Sunday 2 October 2016 13:03

I hope your family isn't religious

Dilexar 26

Sunday 2 October 2016 13:04

hes just been, uhm, lifting weights. yeah, thats it. especially on his right side.

Kurliez408 32

Sunday 2 October 2016 13:05

at least send him to a doctor. he might actually have inflammation in his wrist...

FMLUser404 4

Sunday 2 October 2016 13:24

if your wrist is inflamed you do not need a doctor. Just use an icepack, or ibuprofen.

Freedom_Fries 2

Sunday 2 October 2016 14:41

Yeah, but you can't diagnose inflammation on yourself, the doctor's opinion could be helpful

tj4234 35

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:37

Depends on what caused the inflammation. For example I have an inflamed ankle because I have a damaged tendon. Ice pack ain't going to solve that problem :p.