What is going on?

By Jade - 22/08/2013 00:09 - United States - Reseda

Today, my wackjob roommate decided to sit next to me on the couch, basically make out with her pet rabbit, and baby-talk to it. Key highlights involved giggling while the bunny licked up inside her nose and then commenting on the rabbit's "pronounced nipples". Why? FML
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Same thing different taste

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and how pronounced were its nipples? How does one measre that?

Haha that sounds odd and it seems like she's doing it on purpose. Hopefully the lease is up soon? :)

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for some odd reason this made me think of meet the fockers where he says you can milk anything with nipples....just hope you don't catch her doing that.

kiakia0131 23

Yikes. And I thought my roommate in college was an oddball. Run away fast OP. It's pretty funny to picture, but kind of creepy at the same time.

skyeyez9 24

I baby talk to my two dogs. But that is where it stops. I don't let them lick inside my nose or study their nips.

Either she has a weird way of asking you to move out...

ViviMage 38

Sit on the other couch or find a new roommate.

SadisticStephyy 21

Not gonna lie. I cuddle my guinea pigs and say 'who's my cuddly little pig? Who's a good girl?'

ducksaretheshit 17

Hey, bunnies and creepy roommates need love too.

Bluelephant88 5

But buns are wittle cutesy wutesy oopsey poopsey bun buns with dere nipplely wippelies stickin out dere belly wellies made of jellies

EeewwwWWwwwWw! *********** is no bueno! >.<