Love: Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn... - FML

By Camou - 22/08/2013 00:01 - Puebla

Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes. He replied, “Oh you know, I’ve seen worse, I’ve been watching Dexter.” FML

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Unbansawsage 16

Sunday 22 May 2016 18:42

Hey, Its better than "eww, gross"

RabbitOfAurora 28

Sunday 22 May 2016 18:44

That's actually rather sweet of him.

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Unbansawsage 16

Sunday 22 May 2016 18:42

Hey, Its better than "eww, gross"

ssnow_fml 20

Sunday 22 May 2016 18:43

Well Dexter is pretty graphic...

BlackBoyFly 11

Sunday 22 May 2016 19:44

I think pretty graphic is an understatement...

RabbitOfAurora 28

Sunday 22 May 2016 18:44

That's actually rather sweet of him.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Sunday 22 May 2016 20:28

Yeah I think so too. I don't understand how this is an FML. Most guys are grossed out by periods.

Tripartita 44

Sunday 22 May 2016 18:52

"Periods"? Plural?! Well, there's your problem, OP. You gotta pace yourself. Start off with one period and work your way up. Remember, it's not a competition, and as misleading as it may seem, "menstrual cups" aren't actually awards given to those who complete their periods. They're feminine hygiene products.

Knoro 6

Sunday 22 May 2016 18:53

Hahaha you're BF is hilarious :)

theawesomeonee 8

Monday 23 May 2016 8:41

*your.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Sunday 22 May 2016 19:05

Dexter is a great show though and it is pretty graphic as one said so.

doodlesdork 7

Sunday 22 May 2016 19:05

I think its kind of awesome xD I agree that i'd also prefer he didn't look because periods aren't pretty but its a cute answer.

amsterdamgirl 20

Sunday 22 May 2016 19:43

I don't know, it's nice in a weird way, I guess.

macen 10

Sunday 22 May 2016 19:49

I think that's definitely better than a guy who is easily squicked out by something as simple as a period.

naajster 14

Sunday 22 May 2016 20:19

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