What is going on?

By Jade - 22/08/2013 00:09 - United States - Reseda

Today, my wackjob roommate decided to sit next to me on the couch, basically make out with her pet rabbit, and baby-talk to it. Key highlights involved giggling while the bunny licked up inside her nose and then commenting on the rabbit's "pronounced nipples". Why? FML
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NoFlippinWai 24

and how pronounced were its nipples? How does one measre that?

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lovelyheadache 16

Haha that sounds odd and it seems like she's doing it on purpose. Hopefully the lease is up soon? :)

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jakezimmer 11

Wow. Can't believe there are no comments yet.

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NoFlippinWai 24

that was a fail of a first comment if I have ever seen one.

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lbrown66 12

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

:O That's horrible!! I hate cats but I'd never kill one... Sarcasm, yes, but my point still holds true.

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lbrown66 12

But cat stew isn't a legit dish. Well, at least where I'm from anyway

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Blazinthatshit 9

Go to china, I'm sure they have some form of cat stew there.

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Blazinthatshit 9

Oops O_O That wasn't meant to be offensive or anything. Guess it's time to give the rules another thorough looking over...

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lovelyheadache 16

Haha that sounds odd and it seems like she's doing it on purpose. Hopefully the lease is up soon? :)

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jonagoo 8

Doubt it. Most students are just getting to college now, and are gonna be stuck with other people for the next 8 months or so.

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NoFlippinWai 24

and how pronounced were its nipples? How does one measre that?

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Jake_Hale 7

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Your roommate needs a romantic partner and/or a lobotomy.

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Blackcatluck 19

Or a cat they make partners, or you can get 5 and keep all the potential love partners away :) you're welcome.

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Enslaved 36

Or maybe the other type of "Rabbit". Don't forget the batteries. :P

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Daryen_rawwwr 7

just call for Elmer Fudd. He will take care of that wasky wabbit.

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AnOriginalName 19

Shhhhh! We're hunting wabbits!

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J1bbl3 3

No he won't.... When have you EVER seen Elmer Fudd actually kill a rabbit before? He will just continue to make a total fool of himself like he always does.

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LowExpectations 30

#17, I've seen Elmer Rudd finally get Bugs Bunny on Family Guy... It was graphic... R.I.P. Bugs Bunny.

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Jezzikah 11

What a hare-y situation. I hop she stops doing that soon!!

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_GoodGuy 11

OP, don't lie, you'd baby-talk if u had a pet.

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Otaku31 19

Baby talk is one thing. Commenting on your animal's nipples is another.

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skyttlz 32

I have pets and I talk normal to them.

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ohioain 18

You both need some hobbies. Lol.... Her more than you though. :P

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AnOriginalName 19

Shit, talk about inspiring. I know what I'm doing with my roommates tomorrow!

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