What is going on?

By Jade - 22/08/2013 00:09 - United States - Reseda

Today, my wackjob roommate decided to sit next to me on the couch, basically make out with her pet rabbit, and baby-talk to it. Key highlights involved giggling while the bunny licked up inside her nose and then commenting on the rabbit's "pronounced nipples". Why? FML
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NoFlippinWai 24

and how pronounced were its nipples? How does one measre that?

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lovelyheadache 16

Haha that sounds odd and it seems like she's doing it on purpose. Hopefully the lease is up soon? :)

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acid_moose 7

Still a better love story than twilight!

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davincidasecond 24

Still an overused joke. If you're gonna try to be witty, at least be original.

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Nyx_fml 23

Maybe your roommate has just seen so many people drooling over Playboy Bunnies that she wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like she wants Thumper to hump her. :P

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ghil15 8

maybe shes on drugs?...

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zawesomee 14

For some reason, I read "in church" instead of "on the couch". Be happy you weren't actually in a church. :)

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mameburgess 7

are u sure she was talkin about rabbits nipples or hers lol gross

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chelseaaababyyy 17

This FML made me feel like a wackjob. I let my pet rats lick inside my nose because it's adorable. Should probley keep that to myself from now on. ._.

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

I know right? When I had a bunny (Miss Afina) I would let her lick my nose and lips. It was cute. I'd baby talk her too (she was full grown at 2.5lbs). I never did comment on her nipples though. That part does seem strange. The rest seems normal.

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Pyapi 20

I'm even worse then. Not only do I let my dog lick my nose, lips, and the rest of my face, I often joke around about her nipples since she has an odd number. Never knew that was considered weird... That's why I don't really get how this FML is that bad XD

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misspulkadot24 17

I'm so glad someone spoke up. I have 3 mini dachshunds, and they all have different voices. They lick the inside of my nose all the time. But if that's wrong, I don't want to be right. They are my children!

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