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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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Monday 6 May 2013 3:16

Did she ask you to stop and you didn't?

harrypotter955 19

Monday 6 May 2013 3:16

It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.

Comments

a7x_rever1 7

Monday 6 May 2013 3:29

She's not worth it man, there's someone else out there who is better for you.

irritate 9

Monday 6 May 2013 3:37

Sucks she's probably regrets op

Lawlsacopter 6

Monday 6 May 2013 20:08

Is this English from Google Translate?

kwyk 23

Monday 6 May 2013 3:38

That really hard piece of mud that broke her nose might have been a rock.

PinkieKeen 20

Monday 6 May 2013 3:41

No. You can say bitches be serious, though.

msbitz 10

Monday 6 May 2013 3:48

Make her a mud pie

Adhdkid107 9

Monday 6 May 2013 3:53

Wow someone needs to take a joke. You guys were just having fun. Try to explain you were just joking around OP.

splashface1 10

Monday 6 May 2013 3:54

Well she started it...but seriously you probably deserved better op

arcee_94 1

Monday 6 May 2013 3:59

hahahahahaha that was one hilarious fight lol who knows maybe you find someone that loves to "mud-fight"

CommentModerated 17

Monday 6 May 2013 4:22

Too much laughing

SS99_fml 20

Monday 6 May 2013 4:10

Well, it's better that you found out now than later...it seems like she doesn't have that great of a sense or humor :/ you should try talking to her about whether there were some underlying issues.