Love: What just happened?

What just happened?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 6 167

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 27 579

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 6 674

By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 656

You deserved it 16 849

By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 688

You deserved it 6 622

By meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 546

You deserved it 53 242

Marmarfarfar 25

Monday 6 May 2013 3:16

Did she ask you to stop and you didn't?

harrypotter955 19

Monday 6 May 2013 3:16

It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.

Comments

rightspark 7

Monday 6 May 2013 14:02

She must be a sore loser then

DWT 18

Monday 6 May 2013 15:26

I moderated this C:

ipy 9

Monday 6 May 2013 21:52

how old is she?? 5? O.o

boobsarefun 4

Monday 6 May 2013 22:38

You're better off without a bitch like that.

dakatabg 31

Monday 6 May 2013 22:57

Well f.. Her, she is a kid

stoneYa 8

Tuesday 7 May 2013 7:22

She was obviously a retard! Sorry dude. That's a good thing for u to be away from her

DorkAlert 10

Tuesday 7 May 2013 7:40

If yea can't take it, don't dish it

ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 9 May 2013 11:02

She started the mud play fight and got upset and dumped you? Yeah, you're much better off without someone like that. Can you imagine a serious relationship with someone that stupid? Sorry man, but it's for the best.