A step too far

By Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML
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_Noon_ 0

That can't be the only reason why she broke up with you, right?

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blastvortex 3

Oops. *bonk* You should've just had a V8. On the plus side, if she can't forgive you for just an accident (if that's all it was), you're probably better off without her.

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NinjaOverlord27 0

You wouldn't happen to be named Stan Marsh and the girls name was Wendy Testaburger?

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lenasaur 0

wrong FML, youre looking for this one: http://www.fmylife.com/work/5122980

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_Noon_ 0

That can't be the only reason why she broke up with you, right?

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americayay 0

Agreed. My husband has accidently hurt me half a dozen times because he's just a terrible klutz. There has to be more to why she broke up with him.

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phantomofmusic 0

I don't think the girlfriend wanted to dance.

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blastvortex 3

Oops. *bonk* You should've just had a V8. On the plus side, if she can't forgive you for just an accident (if that's all it was), you're probably better off without her.

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shamille 5

i agree. what an overreaction. unless she has brain hemorrhaging or something

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lolwatlol 0

If it was JUST the accident, ok you would have a point, BUT being a retard + accident while being a retard its a whole new deal.

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sillyteengirl 0

oh yea i mean i would get a little ticked but to break up with someone just caz of that she must have like bleeding in her head or something....it was a cute idea tho just didnt go thro very well =/

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UnluckyDom 0

poster is a girl. lesbian relationship much?

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chelzy 0

u got a problem with that 106??? I'll kick ur ass. then, if u get up, my girlfiend will kick your ass. lesbians are ftw!!!

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babe7260 30

For sure!!!! It's like breaking up with someone for accidentally stepping on your toes!!!! Don't understand some people AT ALL!!!! Did she not give you ANY brownie points for dancing with her in the rain.... I sure would've!!!!

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youthink_fml 0

Were you swinging her by her feet?

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myhairynutsack 0

sounds like she was looking for a reason to break up with you.

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moony13_fml 0

I'll go out with you! You sound great!

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steffreestar 0

What a dumb bitch. Just for that? You can run me into lamp post's as much as you want. LMFA0

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