Intimacy, Sex and Frustration: What's wrong with this picture?

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2022 03:00

Today, for the third night in a row, I went to bed sexually frustrated because my man turned me down for sex. I can’t even use a vibrator because he made it crystal clear that he does not want me using one, but refuses to have sex with me more than twice a month. I’m fit and attractive, so I don't know what his problem is. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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By Sexless4Life - 05/08/2013 18:33 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 11:01

Today, my husband chose to masturbate. I'm not getting laid for the forth night in a row, because initiating sex is too hard for him. Just once, I want to not have to initiate or flat out beg for it. FML

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Time to call it quits

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 18:00

Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML

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Talk tonight

By Anonymous - 22/09/2022 15:30 - South Africa - Bryanston

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the second time. He's really nice, but he's terrible in bed. He busted a nut 3 times before I could orgasm once, and he can't finger to make up for it. His foreplay is trash. I'm starting to lose feelings for him because of the lack of sexual satisfaction. FML

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Nervous nelly

By Anonymous - 15/04/2020 05:00

Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML

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Benny Goodman classic

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 17:00 - United States

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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Cranky

By Passive ass aggressor - 08/04/2021 02:00

Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML

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LittleAlice92 19

Tuesday 13 December 2022 3:14

He can't stop you from using one? it's your body and if he's not gonna do the deed.. well he shouldn't have a say

sirrubberduckie 35

Tuesday 13 December 2022 5:18

A man who has no problem controlling your pleasure and your body probably has no problem controlling other aspects of your life. That sounds like a huge red flag to me that can quickly turn abusive. I don't know how many red flags you need to start thinking about leaving the relationship, but I'd be on the lookout for more.

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vg 4

Wednesday 14 December 2022 7:00

Why do you accept his opinion on wether you should use a vibrator? In the long the alternative could be another man, so a vibrator sounds like a better idea. Mastrubating (with or without a vibrator) is none of his business it's your own sexual experience and he is not there to partake, so why should his opinion matter?

noonereally 6

Wednesday 14 December 2022 18:14

God, some men don't know how lucky they are.

galactic1 4

Wednesday 14 December 2022 18:52

I'm sorry, but on what ******* planet is it okay for your boyfriend to dictate how you **********?! That is such utter nonsense and you should have dumped him a long time ago. Controlling behavior like this is SUPER NOT OKAY. Figure out how to separate your lives now, or you will end up stuck with a man who is jealous of a machine, who bans you from masturbating altogether.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 17 December 2022 21:09

Does he go to work during the day/night? When he's out of the house, get you some good vibes in. ;) But in all seriousness, he has no right to dictate what you can and can't do with your own body, especially if he isn't satisfying you. I don't think you're the problem. There's something going on with him, and it could be a medical condition or something worse like an affair. I'd find out quick.