What the actual ****?

By samrodpuertorico - 13/02/2009 20:40 - United States

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Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said, "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML
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deeznutzismine 0

Don't you know the urinal rule of skipping one urinal? Your fault.

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toaster468 0

unless if OP was there first, then that's not his fault

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jali97 0

I would stop peeing right away,run outside fast and call my mom...

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boydee 0

yeah bud everyone knows you skip a urinal and if you can't cause there are already people doing that then you wait

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Computersrule 0

Pervert that man would look ask him if he's a petafile and if you are ever in his house look for mike and ikes is you see lots of them kick him in the junk and rue screaming child molester

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jaysweet112197 8

Um first of all he SEEN smaller !??!

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Tczero 0

the ways girl get all lesbo in public ( and not all just some ) guys just wonder if they bigger or smaller XD Or they are gay which is fine in my view

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IHazNoUsername 9

Why'd you go to that bathroom at the same time anyways?

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sleuthyfuck 4

My father in law walked in on me drying off. He won't stop calling me whale dick. You may think that this is a good thing, but he uses this name for EVERYTHING.

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