Miscellaneous: Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around...

By shit's weak - 13/02/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

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By nonameLiz - 03/02/2010 01:16 - United States

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 02:01

Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Michigan - 05/02/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

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By Dude - 19/08/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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Jumpy

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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katzekitty 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 2:44

haha today was free hug day :D they F***ed up the rules. your sappose to hug EVERYBODY!

toonerdyy 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 5:35

I would have hugged you.

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katzekitty 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 2:44

haha today was free hug day :D they F***ed up the rules. your sappose to hug EVERYBODY!

lennelleong 33

Friday 21 June 2013 11:18

I gather there's something OP wasn't telling us... but i'm sorry it happened!

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 2:58

hahahahahahahaha I KNOW! jeesh. you shoulda been here in my city, we hug EVERYONE. no matter who you are...ahem lol i'm sure it was just um someone behind you they didn't want to hug?

toonerdyy 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 5:35

I would have hugged you.

Dassum 12

Monday 5 October 2015 4:43

Sure you would have. Sure.

runmymouth 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 5:56

MAN DO YOU GO TO LSU?

dhoward746 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 6:16

NO, I got to IU

thehazeman 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 17:03

no, you see, that's a prank i've done it many times, especially to emo kids

creativexangst 0

Monday 16 February 2009 0:54

#12, haha, that would explain why so many people give me HUGE hugs. I just thought they liked hugs because I tend to be nieve. I never thought it was the 36 F's i'm lugging around.