By reedcarter - 04/12/2012 02:14

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Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
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Mideoyeo 12

He thinks he's punny, eh? Don't worry, people make ri-dick-ulous comments all the time OP!~

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LSS_fml 18

That man is hilarious... And a bit creepy.

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Mideoyeo 12

He thinks he's punny, eh? Don't worry, people make ri-dick-ulous comments all the time OP!~

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I might add.

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iarefatal 9

To be honest he sounds like a prick.

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Inheritance 10

I would've said, "Yep that's why I'm leaving."

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klol_fml 11

Urine a lot of trouble now.

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BunchieRules 31

35 - Or, urinal-ot of trouble.

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Codezlol 21

If he would have laughed this wouldn't have been an Fml at all. But the fact he was serious about it makes that situation extremely weird hah.

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LSS_fml 18

That man is hilarious... And a bit creepy.

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sux4u121 10

I not sure, but I think that was a failed attempt at a pickup line.

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travtxson 5

I'm sure he was just playin with him which is ridickulous bc everyone knows its always a sausage fest in there he should've played right back for ***** and giggles ...but cum again I dnt usually recommend playing gay chicken with strangers in a public restroom unprotected

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Chaylbs_Draco 8

48- you're going to write in your about you that " you don't like people that say yolo, swag" and other things. Yet you continue to say "dafuq".... Wow, what a tool....

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oathkeeper99 31

As long as he was staring at your face and not... in a downwards direction...

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countrygirl626 16

I'm sure it would be just as awkward either way.

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Chanti_fml 26

What a dick-head. You should've said: "Piss off!"

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

The Council has spoken. Death to the blasphemist.

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Rogersmoonshine 7

I think of this every time someone tries talking to me in the men's room.

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sjdbeinska 4

whats the problem? hes just making a true statement

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Chaylbs_Draco 8

It's not the statement that makes it an FML, it's the starring....

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RydeOrDie 7

I use that joke all the time when urinals are full, haha. He was just staring to help the OP go easier.

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chocolateisyum 12

At least he's true. He didn't say it was where all the vaginas hang out, did he? But yes, very awkward. I hoped you got the **** out of there very quickly!

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oj101 33

Dang. What a ********** thing to say. I hope he didn't *peeve* you off too much. What a *bellend*. That would have *pissed* me off too.

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bobgooeyflonder 6

You really need to put the *puns* in asterisks?

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buckdharma 37

Yeah, you must be looking for a stall, they are for the assholes...

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